My hardcore partying days are behind me (ahem) but I’ve been getting my kicks from an unlikely quarter this month – namely this Cannabis candle (£42) from cool cat NYC brand MALIN+GOETZ, which was a gift from a friend (what’s she trying to say, I wonder?!) Did I inhale? Of course I did! And it smells divine.

Turns out the range has got all your vices covered – there’s a tobacco one (much more chic than a nicotine patch) and also dark rum (make mine a double); both spicy, smoky scents that’ll get your party started – but won’t leave you wretched and hungover the next day. I’ll take these over one that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina any day of the week, thanks. And they make the perfect present for the naughty hedonist in your life.
MALIN+GOETZ